happy birthday april!

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY APRIL DEAREST(:

Although we've all not seen you in ages, just know that we love you and miss you very much!
We're all proud of you for everything you've done, and God has definitely moulded you into an amazingly wonderful talented sweet pretty young lady with such a great character and you will always be a dear friend to all of us. Keep your head high when the going gets tough for you are never alone dear, remember that(:

Take care, study hard, and keep on shining love.
Hope to see you soon and we shall take pictures, you've avoided the camera for too long!

Love always, the crapbags.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

NUREEN

& CRYSTAL!


& all the best for tonight, dee!

THE CRAPBAGS LOVE YOU! (:

life lessons

hello all! my classmate forwarded an email to me and i seldom read such stuff but i just felt like checking it out and it's really funny so im putting it up for you all to have a look and destress! (:

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked infront of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?''It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'



Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.





lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had an accident.After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide upher leg again.The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. Itsaid, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'



Moral of the story:If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a greatopportunity.



Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunchwhen they find an antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'Puff! She's gone.'Me next! Me next!' says the sal es rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxingon the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladasand the love of my life.'Puff! He's gone.'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.



Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and donothing?'The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of asudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.



Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,'but I haven't got the energy.''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.They're packed with nutrients.'T he turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enoughstrength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was pr oudly perched at the top ofthe tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.



Moral of the story:Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..



Lesson 6A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird frozeand fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realizehow warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out!He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

HELLO EVERYBODY! some of you or most of you already know that my gig's on 17th may (yes, nu's birthday!) i just got the details.
Homeclub (somewhere at clarke quay im also not sure where) 17 may Saturday my time slot's about 7ish-8ish pm.. its some promote youth talent thing
12 bucks
its a club but there's no age limit that day i think since its some youth thing. the ticket comes with a drink but its juice. haha. (not like any of you besides ming would drink and get drunk hahaha sorry ming you know its true! i still love you)
my music class people are severely weird. some guy just came to caress ian lim omg...im in shock and disgust. and he's attached! to mich yeo. omg. poor her. she's strangling me now): then she just said 'yanny.. why are you so weird' then he started waltzing around. then some other guy was pretending to conduct and oh gosh. and he's playing piano and then he's like in his own world already. nvm. as my pe teacher said, music students are weird. hahaha. except me! woohoo but i was abit high just now too. haha.
anyway please let me know soon whether you guys are coming or not alright(:
and everyone, meet ian. he's weird:

rj dance night!

hello hello(: NANA YOU DANCE SUPER DUPER WELL!!! was a joy watching you on stage(: here's photos from just now! whoever else took please post up! dee<3

HELLO EVERYONE

who's going for rj dance night this sat?? shall we meet for dinner? PLEASE REPLY!!
anyway hope everyone's lives have been great and all.. study hard and play hard yeah dont get all caught up with school stuff(: let's catch up soon for a movie and a meal!

dee